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Two priests

Fri 25 Jul 2008, 11:16 am by jokester

Two Priests were out golfing one day and when they went to the clubhouse they both went to the restroom together. Standing at the urinal one priest looks down at the others penis and says, OH!! what happend to you ? The other priest says, well I'm trying to quit smoking so I'm on the patch. The other says, well Lordy Lordy man, your not supposed to put the patch on your thing!! The other priest sa...

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Hookers ..........................

Fri 25 Jul 2008, 11:16 am by jokester

Three generations of hookers are sitting around talking when the daughter says, “you know I got really pissed off today when a guy only gave me $50 for giving him a blowjob.”

The mother seys “$50? Back in the 1950’s we were happy to get $20”

And the grandmother says “Twenty dollars? Ha! back in the 1930’s we where just happy to have something warm in our stomachs.”.

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THE LONELY FROG

Fri 25 Jul 2008, 11:16 am by jokester

A lonely frog, desparate for any form of company telephoned the Psychic Hotline to find out what his future has in store.

His Personal Psychic Advisor advises him, "You are going to meet a beautiful young girl who will want to know everything about you."

The frog is thrilled and says, "This is great! Where will I meet her, at work, at a party?" <...

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Whiskey ...................

Fri 25 Jul 2008, 11:15 am by jokester

An old Irishman walks into a bar, hauls his bad leg over the stool, and asks for a whiskey. "Hey," he says, looking down the bar, "is that Jesus down there?" The bartender nods, so the Irishman orders Jesus one too.

An ailing Italian with a humpback walks in, shuffles up to the bar, and asks for a glass of Chianti. Noticing Jesus, the Italian orders Him a glass ...

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Blind Ham and Eggs!

Fri 25 Jul 2008, 11:15 am by jokester

A blind man is walking down the street with his seeing-eye dog one day. They come to a busy intersection and the dog, ignoring the high volume of traffic zooming by on the street, leads the blind man right out into the thick of traffic. This is followed by the screech of tires and horns blaring as panicked drivers try desperately not to run the pair down.

The blind man and the dog ...

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A good time

Fri 25 Jul 2008, 11:14 am by jokester

One night, looking to have a good time, a man decides to go to the Foxy Lady. While he is sitting enjoying the show, a man seated right behind him screams loudly, “Take it off!”

The man in front turns around and says, “Can you please quiet down, I’m trying to enjoy the show.”

The man in the back says, “I’m sorry, it’s just my enthusiasm.”

The strippe...

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